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CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Items Found:	2412
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	220

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	892	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	7183
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	535775

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6290

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6459
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1376	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1