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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6317 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2361 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Crops Grown: | 6012 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 982 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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