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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5445 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4630 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
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