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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5567 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 748 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
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