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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5507 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4772 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.