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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9492 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.