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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7502 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.