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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1772 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.