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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1548 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.