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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2783 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 240 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.