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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9645 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.