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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1718 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
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