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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3692 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
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