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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9628 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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