Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Enchantments Applied: 124
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

    Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

    Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Star Shards Collected: 147

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPeenPurge

    PixelPeenPurge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

    TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 New Chunks Explored: 262306
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RoommateCraft

    RoommateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

    Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

    Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

    So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

    FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 192
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Stand Up Minecraft Server

    Stand Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

    Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2420 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

    My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review
    Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4556 Farms Harvested: 761
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

    PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

    So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7827
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockBuster100

    BlockBuster100
    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LebCraft: Ground Ops!

    LebCraft: Ground Ops!
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

    PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

    TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

    But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Magic Items Found: 1433 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5177
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChildhoodOffenseCraft

    ChildhoodOffenseCraft
    Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5504

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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