Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Chimeras Created: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 623
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 308
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ores Mined: 5910
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Towns Built: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Animals Bred: 50

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Farms Harvested: 208
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8625 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Animals Bred: 46

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

    Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 342
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7782 Crops Grown: 9693

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

    Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP
    Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

    And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Animals Bred: 194
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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