Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	774807
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	9455	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	New Chunks Explored:	600324
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Towns Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	952528
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4743	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6537
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	993
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixelated Party Palace

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	246
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8299	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

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Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.