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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4367 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 104 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.