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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9018 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4760 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.