Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Endless Night Skies: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Zombie Dances: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Emeralds Found: 5753
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7556

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4848 Villages Defended: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4089 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 136 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Runes Activated: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Zombie Dances: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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