Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 88 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Animals Bred: 27 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Crops Grown: 7202 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Farms Harvested: 247

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Zombie Dances: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crops Grown: 1017
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4037 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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