Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crops Grown:	4732

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	470516	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7954

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4790
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	230	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.