Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7668
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	791389
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5292	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Items Found:	8007
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	9443	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crops Grown:	5750
Potions Brewed:	179	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.