are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	1021	New Chunks Explored:	62048
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	3925
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1818	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Players Killed by Monsters:	3687	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockbusterSteve

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3075	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

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The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

Role-playing experience
Immersive survival gameplay
Labyrinth game mode

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	939	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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