are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5503
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
Mines Excavated: 1175 Orbs of Power Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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