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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2727 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.
join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.
so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
