Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

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So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Star Shards Collected:	147	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Votes:	6182	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Love Letters Sent:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5520	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	5799
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	487850

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchantments Applied:	75
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6005
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Gryphons Tamed:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	202

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net