Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Buildings Constructed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9461	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4321	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	110
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	6811	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

play.ethelia.org

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	8340
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

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ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	7002
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net