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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4602	Players Killed by Monsters:	4215
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8177
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Players Killed by Monsters:	1013
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Votes:	8871
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	70	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Love Letters Sent:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	752674
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1371	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	972635	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mines Excavated:	2114	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net