Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

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DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3581	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1656	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	12

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Votes:	5698
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1193
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	6634	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	7364	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1231	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	7383
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1458
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

org.sapphiremc.net