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4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3001	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3904

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Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

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DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	73

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	1232	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Farms Harvested:	575	Mines Excavated:	2909
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	512
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	53

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7792
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Items Found:	6862

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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