Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

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Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

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MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

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MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

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Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Void Armor Forged:	29

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2161
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1243
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

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EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

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RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	481	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

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Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	412
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

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TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Votes:	4902
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

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Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	752	Mines Excavated:	4049
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

TumbleweedMC.com