Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

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TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	678524
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	8144	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Zombie Dances:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7169	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mines Excavated:	4651
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10

ms.crystalmc.org

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

play.froglightmc.com

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

mc.cosmoverse.gay

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

play.nektax.net

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

PublicSMP.com

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

projectenchanted.minecraft.best

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	85	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

play.mercymc.net

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Void Gems Collected:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	4775	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

poke.mylonamc.net:25566

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Votes:	2608
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

play.artmc.net

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9861	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

mc.phoenixcraft.org