Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

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JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1520	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	9652
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	8316

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	3196	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5770
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5506
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	2761

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

spadikam.zapto.org:2024

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3202
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

173.240.148.79:25592

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Void Armor Forged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

seraphim.apexmc.co

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4723
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

play.earth500.net

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7391
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

Nimedios

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4143	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship meet a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures.

Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that will exceed all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks and more, we’ve created a dynamic environment where newbies and experienced adventurers alike will feel at home.

Make your mark on the world with our extensive claims system. Protect your territory from invaders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Sethomes allow you to quickly return to your favorite places, while crates add extra excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Do you want to distinguish yourself? Discover our ranking system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances and collaborate on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Jump into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory and become part of a growing community!

play.nimedios.nl

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Potions Brewed:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

TheVoid.mc.gg

EarthCorp

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

play.earthcorp.co

ChristianMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

christianmc.apexmc.co:25672

BlazeCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	268
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg