Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

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Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8722	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	193089	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	116
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9668	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1532
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	984626	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mines Excavated:	1900
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com