Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	5548	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	988	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	526396
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	4367	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	176
Potions Brewed:	148	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1287

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	235	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	8044
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609