Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

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Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	7832
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Votes:	3326
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Crops Grown:	2075	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Farms Harvested:	639	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crops Grown:	4955
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3621	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	109	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

play.saltwaterscourge.com