Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8280	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

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CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

play.ethelia.org

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	5520	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	751	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71