Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

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Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5613
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

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Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Buildings Constructed:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	1798
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	6091

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	3560
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net