Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

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BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5452
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	6134

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	9507
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7164
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Votes:	9937	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	179
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Animals Bred:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	1213
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2701	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8579	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	4182	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com