Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	160	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	933
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1677
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2388
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Votes:	516

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1780	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Votes:	2135
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Living Statues Befriended:	2

pokeleague.net