Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Emeralds Found:	7888	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	1032	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ores Mined:	5653
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7193
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	694258
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	94	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	New Chunks Explored:	506041
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8758
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	9331	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	404627
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com