Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Star Shards Collected:	111
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2093
Players Killed by Monsters:	4374	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7576	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8625
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Votes:	5728
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4122
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com