Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	3934
Animals Bred:	103	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6756	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Votes:	4919

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	9055	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4037
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2566	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Emeralds Found:	2243	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	345117	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9247	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com