Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8211
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	5795	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5173	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

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Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9299	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	233
Votes:	6346	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6007
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	7796
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Farms Harvested:	911
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Villages Defended:	14

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9246	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Animals Bred:	170
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	2618
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com