Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	290	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3244
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Crops Grown:	4648	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3774	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Votes:	7635	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	240
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimension Hops:	9

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2902	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	429	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	7315	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Animals Bred:	162

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Potions Brewed:	192	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	949

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	901	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	39

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com