Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5098	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chimeras Created:	2

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3192	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Potions Brewed:	137
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchantments Applied:	212
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	155	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1281
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Farms Harvested:	892
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3777	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org