Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	259

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SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	9071
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	643
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9049
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3238	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1257	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	5787
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6797

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	93237
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2103
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	435	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	101
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	6384	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com