Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80

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BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2170	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Potions Brewed:	113
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Villages Defended:	14	Ores Mined:	3055
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	2987
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Items Found:	3859	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Crops Grown:	6223	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com