Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	129	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	112	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	554	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	231	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	4088

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	8979	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5060
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	358	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	6439	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1014
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net